There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t even jump puddles for you.
― Unknown. (via bribery)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

Who said that love was fire?
I know that love is ash.
It is the thing which remains
When the fire is spent,
The holy essence of experience.
― Patience Worth, “Who Said That Love Was Fire?” (via perfect)

(Source: larmoyante)

lzbth:

i wish i was a glow worm
a glow worm’s never glum
cause how can u be grumpy
when the sun shines out ur bum

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

heliotrooper:

whatsacanada:

does canada have an army or do they just send herds of moose after their enemies

we don’t have enemies because we don’t stir up shit with other countries like the rest of u

Fact.

john-egbert-watson:

factssphere:

Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.

yes this is true i am canadian 100% fact